fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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