would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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