lets start a swedish sibling band together
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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