I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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