Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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