"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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