I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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