Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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