I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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