I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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