I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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