I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i believe in u and ur pee
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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