we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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