glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
barbara walters just said penis...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He better not be in your backpack
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
