I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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