Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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