I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Will you blow on my dice?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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