I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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