At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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