i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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