So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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