Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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