the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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