You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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