Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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