I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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