I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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