question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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