Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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