Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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