This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I puked a lego.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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