can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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