Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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