I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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