I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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