Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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