I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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