Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I checked into jail on foursquare
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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