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Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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