we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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