i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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