have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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