Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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