Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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