no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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