his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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