Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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