I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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