You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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