oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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