Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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