mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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