is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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