So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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