Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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